We have collected almost half the number of people who've been visiting:) SKT to post pictures of heshtegom can, for example.
colleagues,.
Since the 21st century, and already the second dozen traded, the offer to train with modern.
This file will be based on a list of people who participate. And besides the whole process of preparation. I decided not to invite close friends and people who somehow have common interests communicate with each other and the community which should be interesting.
So, a meeting place - my cottage, which is in Osokorki,.
Getting there are a few options:.
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3.
My phone -.
A taxi ride back, so you can come up with something without a car with alcohol.
The suggested date - January 8, 2011 ( this was after Christmas and all the family festivities are already held, and still be ahead of Sunday to prepare for weekdays).
From my side there is a heated cottage with a fireplace, which can accommodate 20-30 people. Suggest that the time of collection 12-00. There is a sauna, but not sure that will be claimed. The only condition - giving leave in the same condition as it was (with a need to tidy up ). I am taking over the meat on skewers, ask the rest divided among themselves. All guests can take a couple and children.
At the moment, are invited:.
drinkers: the names.
2: Dovgopol 2 ( Bogdan tighten only after he had 18 classes in VinterKemp ) @ dennydov.
1: Faith Tarbaeva Anchishkin Egor @ anchishkin.
0: Laptev? .
1: Dmitriev, quite a. The ladies stay at home. @ dmitrievsomwine.
0: Taranenko? .
2: Arthur Orudzhaliev Nastia Goloborodko @ arturclancy.
1: Snejana and Artem Suhoroslovy @ SnezhOk @ sukhoroslov ( Artem does not drink, at the helm ):) - And those two teeth, and so I had to delete:) ( DD snidely ) - Yes, here we have a, a henpecked, oppressive share ( Artem .
1: Schoolboy @ superdeddd.
2: Gorelaya Kalashnik, alas, we will not take very long - we'll be gone next night ) @ Liya_Gor do not drink ( roller behind the wheel, I was - temporarily:).
2: VadimUtkin Nadia Anna Vadimovna Utkin Utkin, 1.9 years. @ vadimutkin.
2: Sergei Bidenko Ira Zolotarevich kinder @ bidenko.
0: 1 Korotchenko.
0: Anna Machuh.
0: Liadov? .
0: Kazadarova? .
2: Arseniy Finberg Finberg Irina @ myshyak @ irinium.
0: Vlad Voskresensky?.
0: The Glory Baranskii Ira Baranska - can not. Already bought all the tickets to Istanbul. up to 10.
2: Bass Godska 1 @ BasGodska.
2: Andrei Terekhov Terekhov Olga have two children, 6 and 3 years ( only one of the two drinking - Andrew at the wheel ).
2:. Violeta Stemasova Vladimir Banishevski @ officer_os.
0: Alexander Smith?.
1: Maria Terekhov?.
2: Anna Petrova 1 @ apetrova.
2: Michael Artyukhov Svetlana Artyukhova @ mikhail_art.
1: Dmitry Popov @ MosCowBoy.
2: Cyril Bystryakov 1 ( one of the two drinks ) @ einst_ein.
Prdtverdili involved 31 adults and 7 children.
drinkers (for now): 24.
Red - who just will not come in green - who confirmed. Black - who has not yet determined.
All comments, plz, sign, and indicate how many people will like and who will be able to participate.
DD.
We can take the wine. Who drink wine, and what do you prefer? .
I drink dry red wine. Offered - one take with them wine, which he likes. To 3 bottles. I bring juice / water. By the barbecue would be nice salad with fresh, juicy nitrate. / Vadim Utkin.
Sasha will not Liadov - DD.
We also drink red wine:) I think the wine kebab salad is enough. Salads make on-site. / / Arthur Orudzhaliev.
Packaged foods are needed (water, juice) - write the name or link here ( links can be of type: http://furshet. kabanchi. com /. I sakkumuliruyu and issued an order. / Yegor.
In general, we take with 03.04 bottles of red and white wine, a liter of juice three different. Take more fruits, vegetables and herbs, napkins. ( Suhoroslovy ) - hey, if the sommelier will confirm participation, I think that the wine he will (DD ).
We will, however vsemgo soon I'll be behind the wheel. But a bottle of wine each grabbing think, after the council someleshki;-).
( Arseniy ).
No hero for the day. Prior to my DR for another three months to live - it is only in March. And going on a very important occasion - ...
Someleshka agree with the idea of bringing each of three bottles of wine that they like. I bring 5:) Everyone has their own taste, pick up ... I would like to list the varieties of grapes, which are in harmony with the barbecue: Cabernet Sauvignon, Malbec, Nero d ' Avola, Shiraz, Pinotage. Countries and producers - improvisation. Salads to start? . In the courtyard of the winter, has not been canceled digestive:) Alex Dmitriev.
We can take the juice / water / fruit ( tangerines, apples, bananas, etc. n. ) - In general, ...
One I'm confused:-) Can really make a list and order the products on kabanchi, wine Lesha, and then all the tabernacle, and every second he shall take a salad and that's all. / / Arthur Orudzhaliev.
Guys, meat (300 grams on the nose ) and fish (10 carcasses for those who do not eat meat ) in my. With the rest you can figure out for yourself? .
Total, we need to:.
which can be ordered from the pig:.
For every adult snout:.
- 1 liter of juice.
- 1 liter of water ( mineral water, cola ).
- 500 g of fruit (bananas, tangerines, oranges, kiwi, lemons ).
- 200 grams of sweets and ( or) cake.
- 100 grams 100 grams of cheese slicing.
to this at all:.
Disposable tableware - 100 plates, 50 forks, 50 knives, 100 cups, 50 tea spoons.
jar of coffee, a pack of tea - better.
Ketchup, sauce.
a couple of packages of herring fillets.
bread.
Spirits.
Beer, if you need a separate.
Kabanchi. com - said that what marked in green above, will be purchased and delivered. Can this now do not worry!.
At the market it would be nice to buy 300 grams of salinities ( cabbage, cucumbers, tomatoes, etc ), fresh vegetables, 200 grams on the nose (cucumbers, tomatoes, peppers ), fresh herbs (dill, parsley, green onions).
In our sommelier, I would have thrown off the purchase of wine - half a bottle of his brother, at his discretion.
For the money - think meat, wild boar, who buy at the market, and divide by 25 adults and then resets.
I have a bottle of Beefeater mnu, and if necessary I can get out of zagashnika Absinthe.
Take 10kg of meat (approved vendor) and in the morning I will take a noticeable 10 carcasses of fish ( bake in foil ), if you need to fish more - whistle.
DD.
burnt -.
We take the whiskey Irishev Bifater good dry wine. I'll take a stack of pancakes and nakoy the thread is not sweet fillings. The rest - say, buy.
Suhoroslovy:.
we have ... And take a camera yet.
Orudzhaliev:.
Denis, something tells me that eating a lot - a pound of meat per person dofiga soleyny, candy, and other. At the expense of wines - 3 bottles per person, is not it too much? . BUT it is so thought out loud:).
Arthur,.
300 grams - just, salads and pickles, 300 grams per person - normally. Guilt, as for me a bottle on the face - too much. It's a shame is if you do not have enough. fluid should be Pobol - DD.
Denis, so even if a bit too much, then it is written at the top of every three? .
Three individual I did not write, but I must say that despite the fact that I do not drink, but it seems to me three bottles on the nose for 6 hours - a bit too much. DD.
Ok. I 'm going to choose Gudvayn and 16 bottles of wine. 12 red (2 species ) and 4 white (1 view). Dmitriev. How to get there, I did not understand:) I hope the taxi drivers really know!.
On board our aircraft has space for three members of our ...
One place is reserved for ... So, two places:)).
Alex, where you pick?.
( Suhoroslovy ).
Also can someone grab. I'll go with either Obolon, or even to find out Lukyanovka -. There will be 2 places.
We will go with a Kurenevka Obolon or Petrovka, then through the parkway of Perov. Can someone else pick up on the way to 11:45-12:15.
Call / / Artyukhova Michael and Svetlana.
MEAT - 10 kg ordered. 800 UAH. I'll take 10 fish carcasses. Who does not eat meat ( Maria Terekhov take fish with them ) - let me know if a little. And also, who will be more fish - I do drop dead fish in foil. DD - and dorado, or if someone takes, we will take? - K - I take a small carcasses sea bass, sea bream does not go well - then take the 15 carcasses DD - then take a dorado for us, I give money? .
Check in which not all meat- eating pork, if 10 kg, all pork, beef 'll pick for us and those who do not eat pork -.
yes. lean pork ( neck of pork ), fish - DD.
Bystryakov prefers veal / beef, his wife - a fish ) if you want to buy something, too, let me know - KB.
ARSENY.
Oki, then I 'll pick to the Turks at the hem and take kg ...
DD.
( sarcastically ).
- A Jew from the Turks the beef? .
ARSENY.
(indignantly ).
- What confuses you? .
DD.
- I do not mind - I prikaluyus!.
SUHOROSLOV.
And not far away at the hem? . where all the meat is. and lamb, too.
Artyukhova.
( excitedly ).
- The live fish in GlobalFish Obolon. Can buy on the way to a GudVayn Dmitriev.
DD.
- I'll fish for sale - Obolon do not clean it, and now just import into Water World, I 'll buy it myself in the morning.
Artyukhova.
( chorus ).
- Agreed!.
DD.
- I'll go with the fish in the morning of the circus. There are two or three seats in the car. Hours at 10.
Artyukhova.
( chorus ).
- Dmitriev, call us. Now!.
Voice-over ( ECHO ).
Dmitriev.
- Ho -ro- shoooo!.
ZTM.
Music: Circus mascara with drumming.
ZTM.
KIEV - PODOL. DAY.
In the distance one can see the dome on St. Andrew's Church Andreevskom. It's snowing, but occasionally the sun breaks through the clouds, as though promising good weather.
CREDITS: ...
POPOV.
( with confidence in his voice ).
- I will come with a 1- liter bottle of Cognac Frapin, or the White Muscat, then take 2 bottles of 075. From the food offer. money - I see no reason at this stage to try to be original (smiles) or give one more tie ( hesitantly ran his eyes ).
In the frame: Arsen, POPOV.
POPOV.
( ingratiating, picking his toes bare feet in the snow).
- I am here need transportation to Hem - Frunze, XXX, so if anyone would pass by, I'll be glad to help drive the car ( with pride ). Here's Halal food I like and my phone.
ARSENY.
( confidence ).
- Since most likely we will stop off for meat, we can pick up.
POPOV.
( with undisguised pleasure, trying to hide the tears).
- Yes, yes! . mote hit. ( awkward justified, prevent long sleeves ).
SUN IN CAMERA. We stop to see what happens.
Voice-over ( echo from the sky).
Bystryakov.
(trying to break into the discussion ).
- Popov! . , And my Twitter, strangely enough - @ einst_ein.
POPOV falls into the snow and begins to sob, her shoulders shaking, trying to close the head in his hands a long-sleeved shirts smeritelnoy, is not entirely clear.
Bidenko.
(considering Popova, lost in thought ).
- And who will be non-alcoholic beer and unsalted popcorn?.
ARSENY.
( glancing at Popov and less confident ).
- Plus one for the non-alcoholic!.
DD gets a match from his pocket, began to light them and throw in trash.
Bidenko.
( refers to DD, generous smile, smiles ).
- Boss, how about a small fireworks?.
DD.
(with a tone of Sheldon Cooper ).
- It is noticed that the matches went out on the fly, make trail of smoke.
ALL pensive look, as matches are flying in a parabola, and disappear into the depths of the garbage, where, slightly to one side stands an open can of gasoline A- 95 Mustang WOG-.
DD - CLOSE-UP. Behind him stands Vadim Utkin, impatiently waiting for the.
DD.
(still lighting matches, slowly, putting the word).
- Against Fireworks (with a strong Slavic accent pronouncing a German word ), no one is against. (pause).
Why small? .
Near by there is homeless: a dirty man, looked about 50- 60ti, in an old army coat and a fur cap with a star torn. His face was half- closed a long unkempt beard and white hair sticking out from under the cap. Not paying attention to the company begins to rummage in garbage. DD courtesy stops to throw a match there, hiding them in his pocket.
Utkin.
(with sadness ).
- I do not understand. I take the booze at its discretion. And what about the car park?.
homeless.
( with annoyance, slow, dirty swearing under his breath ).
- Well, you and flooder, I 'll tell you -.
SUHOROSLOVA with looking at the homeless, lost, dropped the car keys, quickly picks up and deftly puts back in his pocket, quietly taking a handful of native land.
SUHOROSLOVA.
(trying to change the subject ).
- We can take the wine. Who drink wine, and what do you prefer?.
( Suhoroslov, meanwhile, silently steers looking back (why backwards? Because they look ahead - not ) and trying to figure out who, after all, carries someleshku ).
homeless.
( with undisguised delight ).
- I drink Chateau harvest in 1966. Only in a green glass, and those that were not in the sun. A couple of bottles, please.
SUHOROSLOV.
( holding out a plastic cup).
- Your glass, sir. AVEC Plaisir (with well-delivered by the French pronunciation, tends to bow to the elements of reverence ).
To fit the crowd Orudzhaliev. In the hands of his half-empty bottle of red wine, wrapped in the American style of an old, yellowed issue of AIN.
Orudzhaliev.
( lightweight drunk, but drunk ).
- We also drink red wine. I think the wine kebab salad is enough. Salads do out there on the spot.
DD.
( cautiously looking at the homeless ).
- 31 adults 6 children - it is redistribution!.
SUHOROSLOV - Voiceover.
( thoughtfully, interrupting DD).
- Even I would say, chaos.
DD - CONTINUED.
( expressive glance at Suhoroslova as Lenin on the bourgeoisie ).
- Who buys food and wine - pay attention! . And the pictures you can post and heshtegom, for example.
SUHOROSLOVA.
- I understand the collection tomorrow at 12:00? .
SUHOROSLOV.
(with the servility of the true and experienced henpecked looking at his wife ).
- SKT - a start-up crash test - one of the sects, under the control of our hospitable friend DD.
Gorelov.
( refers to Suhoroslovoy, constantly looking around ).
- Snow cover has long been one nicho does not understand. Everyone hopes that there will be some final mini- post (I hope, in red and bold. and, necessarily, in the end): who, where, how much, with what:-). But all the fun:-). I am so sure:-).
WIDE AND VERY CLOSE.
All udalayutsya, leaving homeless finish drinking Chateau 1966. from a plastic cup. It is with regret accompanies the crowd and waving his cap. The picture emerging from the dump with her a small stream of smoke, and moving away almost cheerful and noisy crowd on the background of purplish -red sunset. POPOV, feeling that everything is already retired, slowly, groaning and creaking joints, rises and sits down in the snow.
ZTM. CROWD IN FRAME.
SOUND: the crunch of snow under your feet.
Voice-over (inaudible, with a slight materkom ).
SUHOROSLOVA.
( tired of this recreation ).
- Well, in general. forward, with the announcement of the great and terrible DD:-) Incidentally, he is silent. probably scared:)).
ZTM.
EXTERIOR. CASTLE DD. ENTRY INTO THE MANOR. Twilight.
The outlines of a large castle in the style of Lord of the Rings. it's snowing. In the distance the lightning flashing, huge rotating Masonic Pyramid and the Eye of absolute power, hung in the air for barely visible thin synthetic ropes.
SOUND: thunder, howling wolf. MUSIC: Master of Puppets (Metallica), arranged by Apocalyptica.
INTERIOR. CASTLE DD. GREAT HALL. Shade.
The interior in the style of the Victorian era with an abundance of portraits of well-known venture capitalists and entrepreneurs, executed in the manner of a classic 17th century British school. The walls and tables are lit candles in the candelabra, forming a small soot. In the center of a huge old desk behind him sits DD. In one hand he AyPad in the other - GalaksiTab. He wrote something thoughtful to Twitter touch type on a keyboard terminal EC.
Beside him lay on the floor of his faithful hunting hamster on a leash with long ears, like a spaniel. He sleeps.
In the corner sat a GUEST, Orudzhaliev, POPOV and invited them to homeless and play solitaire. In the hand of one of Vista ( homeless ) sandwiched candelabrum. He clearly could have collected five bribes devyaternoy his cap ( because his son was distracted by the question, ... His face is tense.
CLOSE-UP - GUEST 1.
Against the background - a portrait in the guise of Liadov medieval knight, lance compressive. The shield knight - logo Decarta. Near rickety portrait of Descartes actually.
Guests 1.
( glancing at the chandelier, squeezed in the hand of whist homeless ).
- Do Bystryakova in the car is at least one seat and the trunk - if you need someone or something to carry ( a meaningful wink whist homeless ) - fil free to call - well, as has already become a tradition if we can Too. pick up. Dmitrieva.
POPOV.
( looking up from his cards, looking up, with caution ).
- Who in the trunk?.
Homeless looked sternly at Popova. POPOV hid look at cards, held awkwardly in his hands because of the straitjacket.
DD pours a glass of milk out of a paper one -liter package, takes a sip.
DD.
(not looking up from Twitter ).
- Home to all those who will ...
Orudzhaliev.
- Denis, something tells me that eating a lot - a pound of meat per person to fig pickles, candy, and other. As for wines - 3 bottles per person, is not it too much? . But it is so thought out loud.
POPOV.
( staring in awe at his cards ).
- Yes, a little more green - the most it!.
DD.
- Arthur, 300 grams - just, salads and pickles, 300 grams per person - normally. Guilt, as for me a bottle on the face - too much. It's a shame is if you do not have enough. fluid should be Pobol.
Suddenly, on the desk phone rings DD. all wince.
DD.
- Quiet! . (sighs ) What it is still hard?.
DD answers the phone immediately and includes the speakerphone.
DD.
( intentionally businesslike tone ).
- Hello! .
In the voice of the tube DMITRIEVA. All with a sigh of relief. Homeless fast enough with his free hand a handful of nuts from the table and puts it into his mouth, quickly starts to chew on.
Dmitriev.
( voice-over).
- Someleshka agree with the idea of bringing each of three bottles of wine that they like. I bring 5:) Everyone has their own taste, pick up ...
DD - CLOSE-UP.
DD.
- And what do you suggest?.
Dmitriev - CONTINUED.
( voice-over).
- I would like to list the varieties of grapes, which are in harmony with the barbecue: Cabernet Sauvignon, Malbec, Nero d ' Avola, Shiraz, Pinotage.
DP nerve recording for Dmitrieva, breaking a wooden vintage stylus on AyPad. Homeless, no longer to chew, listens carefully to the words DMITRIEVA, chandelier drops.
Dmitriev - CONTINUED.
-. Countries and producers - improvisation. Salads to start? . I am also confident that will not prevent a bottle or two of whiskey or brandy. In the courtyard of the winter, has not been canceled digestive.
homeless.
( mouth full ).
- Nobody has canceled! .
DD quickly rose from the table. He is dressed in a bathrobe in the home Color Facebook and Twitter, on his lapel - a logo known fashion- brand Senderok.
DD.
- Quiet, I! .
Dmitriev.
- Well, all I knew, told!.
DD tries unsuccessfully to fix a broken vintage wooden stylus.
DD.
(...
- Thank you, tomorrow someone will pick up your.
DD sighs, looks at the condemnation of those sitting at the table. hangs up. Throws out the stylus in the waste basket. At the table is becoming a deathly silence.
ZTM.
EXTERIOR. CASTLE DD. The moon shines.
Foreground: the walls and lighted window FIRST FLOOR LOCK.
TEREKHOV looks out the window, caught hold of the podokonnik. jumps.
Terekhov.
( looking at the camera, as though to herself ).
- I do not understand, dear viewers! .
Arseniy.
( leaving permanent binge ).
- And what, eighth today?.
Thank you dear for the wonderful company! .
Read: D / / Orudzhaliev. By the way, I have a bottle Restart!.